

The Hobo ManI see the hobo man He walks the street Fleet of foot, face of soot He uses paper for his sheetThe Hobo Man
The hobo man lives alone We fear his strange ways Days go by, he flees on the fly The hobo man does not need our praise
I do not envy the hobo man His life is hard and low Blow is his fuel, the people are cruel The street is his bed, the stone is his pillow
I wish you luck, hobo man And enough dough for a new frying pan
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"Dear Jacob,
Haha. Guess who has Bella now?
Love, Edward"
"Dear Edward,
You may have Bella, but guess who's sleeping with your daughter?
Love, Jacob."
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If I were tied up, would you ring my bell?
I'm glad you liked my stuff
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I've learned to not sweat the petty things and to not pet the sweaty things.
The secret to looking young and skinny is to stand next to old fat people.
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The only thing that stood in the way of my learning, was my education. - Albert Einstein
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One Life, One Love.
The leetness drawings you do.
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-Mazza
Yes. Even if the monster moon were hauled out of orbit by pre-crisis Superman and flung at a sleeping Van Helsing, with Batman on it, Van Helsing would still win.
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